Please don't feed the Matt. (dontfeedthematt) wrote in wrongpolitics,
Please don't feed the Matt.
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Minority Report

Okay, since WHEN are mexicans the minority? God. I went to work today and I was the only white guy there. This is what happens when you're the only white idiot standing around.
"¡Oye, chico blanco! ¿Cómo va? ¿Obtener tratar bronceado como nosotros? Sheeet, el chico, usted nunca estará como nosotros. Usted piensa que usted tan refresca con sus colores diversos de pelo y ojos.. La mierda, el hombre.. Usted y la piel pálida. Usted es tan duro."

Translation:
"Hey, Matt! We adore your white skin! I wish I had hair and eyes like you. All the ladies would love me! And you're so TAN, too! We're not awesome like you."

How do I respond? Like this...
"¡Sí! ¡El queso de la cabra! La política se falsifica como las vesículas de buitres. El árbol muele su mandíbula en los maíz de muchas viudas."

Translation:
"Yes! I know you and your people love me. If you give me all of your money, I will spare you from the might of my sexiness. I will make sure that your women do not swoon at the sight of me. I am a GOD!"

Yeah. They accidentally beat me up after that. I don't know what it is... It was all accidental, though. Especially the black eyes.
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